Drunk On A Plane

Dierks Bentley

• AAD/AD/A
  P1:
  x--x--x--x x--x--x--x 

  x--x--x--x x--x--x--x
• AD/AD/AAF♯miEDEA
  S1:
  I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon 

  A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun 

  I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A 

  I'm getting drunk on a plane
• AF♯miEDEDD
  S2:
  I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy 

  'Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me 

  Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays 

  I'm getting drunk on a plane
• AF♯miDDEADF♯miDEAF♯miDEAF♯miDAE
  R1:
  Buyin' drinks for everybody, but the pilot, it's a party 

  Got this 737 rocking like a G6 

  Stewardess is somethin' sexy, leanin', pourin' Coke and whiskey 

  Told her about my condition, got a little mile-high flight attention 

  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds 

  I'm up so high, may never come down 

  I'll try anything to drown out the pain 

  They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
• AAD/AD/A
  M1:
  ---x--x--x x--x--x--x 

  x--x--x--x x--x--x--x
• AAF♯miEDEDD
  S3:
  We had this date marked on the calendar forever 

  We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together 

  I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake 

  So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane
• AF♯miDDEADF♯miDEAF♯miDEAF♯miDEF♯mi
  R1:
  Buyin' drinks for everybody, but the pilot, it's a party 

  Got this 737 rocking like a G6 

  Stewardess is somethin' sexy, leanin', pourin' Coke and whiskey 

  Told her about my condition, got a little mile-high flight attention 

  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds 

  I'm up so high, may never come down 

  I'll try anything to drown out the pain 

  They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
• AF♯miED
  M1:
  ---x--x--x x--x--x--x 

  x--x--x--x x--x--x--x x--x--x--x
• AAF♯miEDEDD
  S3:
  On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class 

  So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass 

  And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass 

  'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane
• AF♯miDDEADF♯miDEAF♯miDEAF♯miDEA
  R1:
  Buyin' drinks for everybody, but the pilot, it's a party 

  Got this 737 rocking like a G6 

  Stewardess is somethin' sexy, leanin', pourin' Coke and whiskey 

  Told her about my condition, got a little mile-high flight attention 

  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds 

  I'm up so high, may never come down 

  I'll try anything to drown out the pain 

  They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
• AADADAADADAA
  D1:
  ---x--x--x I'm getting drunk on a plane 

  ---x--x--x I might be passed out 

  ---x--x--x In the baggage claim 

  ---x--x--x I'm drunk on a plane