Kiss My Country Ass

Blake Shelton

• DC/DG/DDDC/DG/DD
  P1:
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• DDDDGGDDACG/HGDF
  S1:
  Tearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin' 

  Coon dog in the back 

  Truck bed loaded down with beer 

  And a cold one in my lap 

  Earnhardt sticker behind my head 

  And my woman by my side 

  Tail-pipe's poppin' the radio's rockin'  

  "Country Boy Can Survive" 

  If you got a problem with that, ha, ha 

  You can kiss my coun-try ass
• DD
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• DDDDGGDDACG/HGDFF
  S2:
  Well, I love turkey calls, overalls, Wrangler jeans 

  Smoke nothin' but Marlboro Reds 

  Tattoos up and down my arms 

  And deer heads over my bed 

  Well my granddaddy fought in World War II 

  But my daddy went to Vietnam 

  And I ain't scared to grab my gun 

  And fight for my homeland 

  If you don't love the American flag 

  Well, you can kiss my coun-try ass
• GDGDGDCG/HGDFF
  R1:
  If you're a down-home  

  Backwoods redneck 

  Hey come on, stand up 

  And raise your glass 

  But if you ain't down  

  With my outlaw crowd 

  You can kiss my coun-try ass
• DGDGFDGDCG/HGFDD
  M2:
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• DDDDNCGGDDACG/HGDFF
  S3:
  Well, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there  

  That's lookin' down on me  

  Cause the country club where I belong  

  Is the Honky Tonk till three in the mornin'  

  Don't wear no fancy clothes  

  No ties or three piece suits.  

  You can find me in my camouflage cap  

  My t-shirt and cowboy boots  

  If that don't fit your social class  

  You can kiss my coun-try ass
• GDGDGDCG/HGDFF
  R1:
  If you're a down-home  

  Backwoods redneck 

  Hey come on, stand up 

  And raise your glass 

  But if you ain't down  

  With my outlaw crowd 

  You can kiss my coun-try ass
• DD
  M1:
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• DDDDDDDDGDDACG/HGDFFFD
  S4:
  Well I'm a front-porch sittin', guitar pickin' 

  Moonshine sippin', backer juice spittin'  

  Country boy from the woods  

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  And I love fried chicken & blue gill fishin'  

  And outlaw women  

  An' I wouldn't change if I could  

  NO! -----x----x----x 

  I ain't tryin' to start no fight, but I'll finish one every time  

  So you just mind your own damn business  

  Stay the hell outta mine.  

  If you got a problem with that  

  You can kiss my coun-try ass 

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• AACG/HCG/HCG/HGFD
  D1:
  I said if you got a problem  

  With any of that  

  You can kiss my natural born  

  Redneck to the bone  

  Ever-lovin' country ass