The Bad Touch

Bloodhound Gang

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  P:
  (I'd appreciate your input) 

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  S1:
  Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought 

  Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about 

  So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts 

  Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up 

  You've had enough of two-hand touch,  

  You want it rough, you're out of bounds 

  I want you smothered, want you covered,  

  Like my Waffle House hash browns 

  Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex,  

  Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined 

  To make me rise an hour early, just like Daylight Savings Time
• HmiDAGHmiDAG
  R1:
  (Do it now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals 

  So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

  (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals 

  So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

  (Getting horny now)
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  M1:
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  S2:
  Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket 

  Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it 

  Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific: I wanna be down in your South Seas 

  But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means  

  "Small Craft Advisory" 

  So, if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship 

  Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip 

  So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time",  

  you'll Love it just like Lyle 

  And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
• HmiDAGHmiDAG
  R1:
  (Do it now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals 

  So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

  (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals 

  So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

  (Getting horny now)
• HmiDAGHmiDAG
  M1:
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• HmiDAGHmiDAG
  R1:
  You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals 

  So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

  (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals 

  So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
• HmiDAGHmiDAG
  R1:
  (Do it now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals 

  So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

  (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals 

  So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

  (Getting horny now)
• HmiDAGHmiDAG
  D:
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