Dumb Ways To Die

Emily Lubitz

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  S1:
  Set fire to your hair 

  Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 

  Eat medicine that's out of date 

  Use your private parts as piranha bait
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  R1:
  Dumb ways to die  

  So many dumb ways to die  

  Dumb ways to di-i-ie 

  So many dumb ways to die
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  S2:
  Get your toast out with a fork 

  Do your own electrical work 

  Teach yourself how to fly 

  Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie
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  R1:
  Dumb ways to die  

  So many dumb ways to die  

  Dumb ways to di-i-ie 

  So many dumb ways to die
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  S3:
  Invite a psycho-killer inside 

  Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride 

  Take your helmet off in outer space 

  Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
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  R1:
  Dumb ways to die  

  So many dumb ways to die  

  Dumb ways to di-i-ie 

  So many dumb ways to die
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  S4:
  Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 

  Sell both your kidneys on the Internet 

  Eat a tube of superglue 

  "I wonder, what's this red button do?"
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  R1:
  Dumb ways to die  

  So many dumb ways to die  

  Dumb ways to di-i-ie  

  So many dumb ways to die
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  B1:
  Dress up like a moose during hunting season 

  Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 

  Stand on the edge of a train station platform 

  Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing 

  Run across the tracks between the platforms 

  They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
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  D1:
  The dumbest ways to die  

  The dumbest ways to die  

  Dumbest ways to di-i-ie  

  So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die