Don't Marry Her

The Beautiful South

• CGGFCD7GF/A
  P1:
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• CGGFCD7GCGF/AGFGCF/A
  S1:
  Think of you with pipe and slippers, think of her in bed 

  Laying there just watching telly, then think of me instead 

  I'll never grow so old and flabby that could never be 

  Don't marry her, have me
• CGGFCD7GCGF/AGFGCF/A
  S2:
  And your love light shines like cardboard but your work shoes are glistening 

  She's a PhD in "I told you so", you've a knighthood in "I'm not listening" 

  She'll grab your sweaty bollocks, then slowly raise her knee 

  Don't marry her, have me
• CFCFCCFCFGC
  R1:
  When the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay 

  And you realise you can't make it anyway  

  You have to wash the car, take the kiddies to the park  

  Don't marry her, have me
• CGGFCD7GCGF/AGFF/AGC
  S3:
  Those lovely Sunday mornings with breakfast brought in bed  

  Those blackbirds look like knitting needles trying to peck your head  

  Those birds will peck your soul out and throw away the key 

  Don't marry her, have me
• CGGFCD7GCGF/AGFF/AGC
  S4:
  And the kitchen's always tidy and the bathroom's always clean 

  She's a diploma in "just hiding things" you've a first in "low esteem"  

  When your socks smell of angels but your life smells of Brie 

  Don't marry her, have me
• CFCFCCFCFGC
  R1:
  When the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay 

  And you realise you can't make it anyway  

  You have to wash the car, take the kiddies to the park  

  Don't marry her, have me
• CGGFF/AGC
  M1:
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• CFCFCCFCFGCCCsus4Csus2C
  R1:
  When the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay 

  And you realise you can't make it anyway  

  You have to wash the car, take the kiddies to the park  

  Don't marry her, have me 

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