Like A Surgeon

"Weird Al" Yankovic

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  S1:
  I finally made it through med school 

  Somehow I made it through 

  I'm just an intern 

  I still make a mistake or two 

  I was last in my class 

  Barely passed at the institute 

  Now I'm trying to avoid  

  Yeah I'm trying to avoid 

  A malpractice suit
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  R1:
  Hey, like a surgeon 

  Cuttin' for the very first time 

  Like a surgeon 

  Organ transplants are my line
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  S2:
  Better give me all your gause nurse 

  This patient's fading fast 

  Complications have set in 

  Don't know how long he'll last 

  Let me see, that I.V. 

  Here we go time to operate 

  I'll pull his indsides out  

  Pull his insides out  

  And see what he ate
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  R1:
  Like a surgeon, hey 

  Cuttin' for the very first time 

  Like a surgeon 

  Here's a waiver for you to sign
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  S3:
  It's a fact I'm a quack 

  The disgrace of the A.M.A. 

  'Cause my patients die  

  Yeah my patients die 

  Before they can pay
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  R1:
  Like a surgeon, hey 

  Cuttin' for the very first time 

  Like a surgeon 

  Got your kidneys on my mind
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  D1:
  Like a surgeon, ooh 

  Like a surgeon 

  When I reach inside 

  With my scalpel, and my forceps, and re-tractors 

  Oh oh, oh oh, oh 

  Oh oh, oh oh oh 

  Oh 

  Ooh baby, yeah 

  I can hear your heartbeat 

  For the very last time 

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