Baby Hotline

Jack Stauber, Jack Stauber's Micropop

• DAEAEDAED
  S1:
  Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you 

  Baby flatline, still time to do it too (Ha-ha-ha!) 

  Baby snack time, chow down to earth but in your head she's a
• CGDAE
  B1:
  Hoarder of quarters and no boundary boredom-dom 

  Boundary boredom
• CDEmiEmiCDGCDGCDGGEmiEmi
  R1:
  I contend that your drinking eye has never opened 

  I insist somebody will die and I hate hoping 

  Wishing that the pills let you cry and I hate coping 

  Someday I will go back outside and see her okay
• AmiGAmiGAmiAmiGG
  M1:
  x---x---x---x x---x---x---x 

  x---x---x---x x---x---x---x 

  x---x---x---x x---x---x---x 

  x---x---x---x x---x---x---x
• AmiGAmiGAmiGAmiNC
  R2:
  (Hotline) Hung up and put on hold 

  (Hotline) My line is getting cold 

  (Hotline) Hung up and put on hold 

  (Hotline) (No, uh, I'll try again though)
• ADEDAEDAE
  S2:
  Baby Hotline, please dial nine to get out 

  No flatline, what were you scared about? 

  Baby sat by and felt the wind, at least I called her a
• CGDAE
  B1:
  Hoarder of quarters and no boundary boredom-dom 

  Boundary boredom
• CDEmiEmiCDGCDGCDGGEmiEmi
  R1:
  I contend that your drinking eye has never opened 

  I insist somebody will die and I hate hoping 

  Wishing that the pills let you cry and I hate coping 

  Someday I will go back outside and see her okay
• AmiAmiAmiAmiGGGG
  M2:
  (For a while)  

  (While, oh, ha)  

  (For a while)  

  (While, oh)
• AmiGAmiGAmiGAmiGC
  R2:
  (Hotline) Hung up and put on hold 

  (Hotline) My line is getting cold 

  (Hotline) Hung up and put on hold 

  (Hotline)
• CFadd9CFadd9CFCFCFCFCFCFC
  B2:
  Numb, feel burning with haste 

  And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste 

  I feel numb, I feel burning with haste 

  And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste 

  I feel numb, I feel burning with haste 

  And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste 

  I feel numb, I feel burning with haste 

  And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste, I feel numb
• CCCCFCF/CFCF/CF/CCF/CF/CCF/C
  M3:
  -xx---xxx xxx---xxx xxx---xxx xxx---xxx 

  xxx---xxx xxx---xxx xxx---xxx xxx---xxx 

  xxx---xxx xxx---xxx xxx---xxx xxx---xxx 

  xxx---xxx xxx---xxx xxx---xxx xxx---x--
• CCsus4CCsus4CCsus4CCsus4CCCsus4CCsus4Csus4CCsus4
  M4:
  (What a waste) -x---x---x x---x---x---x 

  x---x---x---x x---x---x- 

  (What a waste) -x---x---x x---x---x---x 

  x---x---x---x x---x---x-
• CCsus4CCsus4CCsus4CCsus4CCCsus4CCsus4Csus4Cmaj7
  B3:
  (What a waste) Sunbathe 'til morning time 

  And your e-eyes will open wide 

  (What a waste) Oh baby, nevermind 

  To my si-ight, oh, run and hide
• Ami7Ami7Ami7Ami7F5G5F5G5F5G5F5G5
  B4:
  I can say, oh, wrap it in with cinnamon (What about...) 

  I've been dead, oh, wrap the trouble now (Ha-ha!) 

  I feel so good, you're welcome (Then you did it) 

  Thinking bent, oh (Why did—) 

  I won't say more anymore, oh, I don't even think about it
• Fmaj7Fmaj7Fadd9Fadd9
  D1:
  Oh, you know I don't 

  Oh, you know I don't 

  Oh, you know I don't 

  Oh, you know I don't
• CG7CG7CG7CF7
  D2:
  I hate hoping, oh-oh 

  I hate hoping, oh-oh 

  I hate hoping, oh-oh 

  I hate hoping, oh-oh