An Irish Pub Song

The Rumjacks

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  S1:
  There's a county map to go on the wall a hurling stick 

  And a shinty ball, the bric, the brac, the craic and all 

  Let's call it an Irish pub, hey! Caffreys, Harp, Kilkenny on tap 

  The Guinness pie and that cabbage crap 

  The ideal wannabee Paddy trap, we'll call it an Irish pub
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  R1:
  Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book 

  The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear 

  Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up and burst yer filthy mug 

  If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!
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  S2:
  We'll raise the price o' beer a dollar 

  We'll make em wear a shirt and collar 

  We'll fly a bloody tri-colour and call it an Irish pub 

  Jager bombs and double shots, the underagers think its tops 

  We'll spike the drinks and pay the cops, we got us an Irish pub
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  S3:
  The quick one in the filthy bog, the partin' glass across the lug 

  O' the lady-O, the dirty dog, we got us an Irish pub 

  It's over to me and over to you, we'll skip along the Ave-nue 

  And who the hell is Ronnie Drew? We got us an Irish pub
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  R1:
  Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book 

  The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear 

  Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up and burst yer filthy mug 

  If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!
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  S4:
  Plasma screens and neon lights, kara-farkin-oke nights 

  The bouncers they can pick the fights, we'll call it an Irish pub 

  Plastic cups, a polished floor 

  We'll hose the blood right out the door 

  And let the knucklers back for more, we got us an Irish pub
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  R1:
  Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book 

  The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear 

  Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up and burst yer filthy mug 

  If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!
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  S5:
  Oh top o' the mornin', Garryowen, kiss me I'm Irish, Molly Malone 

  Failte, Slainte, Pog ma thon, we got us an Irish pub 

  Spike the punch and strip the willow, strike me up the rakes o' Mallow 

  The Liffey never ran so shallow, we got us an Irish pub
• GDCDEmiCGDCCDEmi
  R1:
  Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book 

  The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear 

  Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up and burst yer filthy mug 

  If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!
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